http://www.bubonik.com/Bubonik Daily Giggle FeedPHP 5.3.2http://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//WALMARTIANSversion_6_2890.htm ...Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:05:35 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//WALMARTIANSversion_6_2890.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Where_does_the_time_go?_2889.htm...Wed, 08 Sep 2010 07:29:00 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Where_does_the_time_go?_2889.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//A_DENTIST_WITH_A_SENSE_OF_HUMOUR__2888.htmThe other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist took out a needle"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the manimmediately objected. "I can't ...Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:12:10 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//A_DENTIST_WITH_A_SENSE_OF_HUMOUR__2888.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Lone_Ranger_and_Tonto_2886.htmLone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ''The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.''What that tell you?' aske...Mon, 30 Aug 2010 20:06:05 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Lone_Ranger_and_Tonto_2886.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Dear_Diary_2885.htmWOMAN'S DIARY 3 May 2010 MondaySaw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girlsand was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.The bar was really crowded and loud,so I suggested we go somewhere quiete...Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:56:03 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Dear_Diary_2885.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Sweets_2884.htm...Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:37:33 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Sweets_2884.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//_Irish_Hedge_Trimming_2883.htmMuch less bovver than a hover? ...Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:48:28 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//_Irish_Hedge_Trimming_2883.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Have_a_chuckle_with_Tommy_2881.htmAh, they don't tell 'em them like this anymore! 1 . Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...'3. A guy walks into the psyc...Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:40:58 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Have_a_chuckle_with_Tommy_2881.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//_WHAT_IS_A_GRANDPARENT?_2880.htmWHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there whe...Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:32:45 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//_WHAT_IS_A_GRANDPARENT?_2880.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_the_Fight_Started_2879.htmOne year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as aChristmas gift...The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied,"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"And that's how the fight started...-------------...Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:23:17 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_the_Fight_Started_2879.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//CAKE_OR_BED_2876.htmA HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?I DON'T THINK S...Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:24:13 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//CAKE_OR_BED_2876.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Paddy_jokes_2875.htmWhy are Irish Men always called Paddy?Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!". ---------------------...Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:08:22 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Paddy_jokes_2875.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//These_will_make_you_laugh_2874.htm...Fri, 06 Aug 2010 08:43:34 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//These_will_make_you_laugh_2874.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Always_wear_clean_underwear_in_public_2873.htmAlways wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car...Fri, 06 Aug 2010 08:37:03 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Always_wear_clean_underwear_in_public_2873.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_to_clean_a_toilet_2872.htmThis was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close ...Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:38:39 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_to_clean_a_toilet_2872.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Scottish_Soldier_2871.htmA Scottish Soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemists.Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom.The condom has a number of patches on it.The c...Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:23:15 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//Scottish_Soldier_2871.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//TAX_TIME_-_Occupation???_2870.htmA woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?""...Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:41:21 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//TAX_TIME_-_Occupation???_2870.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//At_My_Age_2869.htm ...Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:34:20 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//At_My_Age_2869.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//A_Wee_Scottish_Tale_2862.htmA golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'The golfer replies: 'My good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English?'The keeper repli...Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:56:38 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//A_Wee_Scottish_Tale_2862.htmhttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_Bad_is_the_Economy_?_USA_2857.htmThe economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail-African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercialsWives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteriesCEO's are now playing miniature golf-B.P. laid off 25 Congre...Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:01:33 UTChttp://www.bubonik.com/site_final/elertlibrary/Daily_Giggle//How_Bad_is_the_Economy_?_USA_2857.htm