A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig
then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say,
'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says.
'I didn't think you'd CRY.

I can't stand to see a man crying..'

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs.
'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen
and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life and then you show up and drink the poison.