Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... 


The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! 
 That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... 


Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... 


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..... 


Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... 


Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... 


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. 
 He will also b e registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.... . 


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... 


If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo...... 


Problem solved......