A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He
didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
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Not that any of US need to worry about it .....
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OFAIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgettingHIV(Hair is Vanishing)
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour
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Q:Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A:We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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When four of santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then mrs. Claus told santa that her mum was coming to visit.
This stressed santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two had jumped
the fence and were out, heaven kn...
Mick attended his 4 wheel drive clubs monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming annual Innamincka trip because his missus wouldn't let him go.
After copping "the under the thumb, and other derisive remarks" Mick left to go back home to the missus.
Later when Mick's mates started arriving to set up camp at Innamincka common the following week, who should be there but Mick sitting up in front of the Cooper, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and the camp o...
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